This mug? It gets you. Staring straight into your soul with rainbow judgment and the emotional range of someone who’s been awake for five minutes and already had enough. Whether you're guzzling coffee like it’s a coping mechanism or sipping tea while plotting your escape from small talk, this ceramic cup is here to bring vibrant chaos to your routine. Glossy, bold, and microwave-safe for reheats when you forget your drink while spiraling through emails. This isn’t just a mug, it’s emotional support with a handle.
Perfect For:
People whose love language is caffeine and sarcasm
Dog moms who drink out of mugs more than they socialize
That friend who collects quirky mugs like emotional trophies
Coworkers who bring joy, judgment, and a damn good brew
Gift for bulldog lovers who start every day in bold color and quiet chaos
Product Features:
Glossy ceramic finish that looks like you have your life together (even if you don’t)
Advanced printing = vibrant bulldog art that won’t ghost you in the dishwasher
Microwave-safe for coffee that gets reheated three times because...life
Dishwasher-safe for low-effort cleanup on high-emotion days
Available in two sizes: regular chaos and maximum caffeine
Care Instructions:
Toss it in the dishwasher or wash by hand like a responsible adult
Warm water + dish soap = sparkle mug, zero effort
Bonus: No judgment if you only wash it when guests come over
