Let’s be honest: this bulldog is your spirit animal. Grumpy. Colorful. Probably judging everyone, but in a loving way. This cozy crewneck is basically emotional support in sweatshirt form, wrapped in rainbows and ready to cancel plans with you. Whether you’re walking your actual dog or just emotionally spiraling in peace, this artsy pup has your back (and chest). Bold enough to make a statement, soft enough to wear three days in a row without regret. It’s not just a sweatshirt. It’s a whole mood.
Perfect For:
Dog moms with emotional baggage and a lint roller in every room
That friend who says “I’m fine” but wears this every therapy appointment
Cozy weekend warriors who communicate mostly through graphic apparel
Gifts for bulldog lovers with flair (and feelings)
People who treat their pets better than their exes (as they should)
Product Features:
No side seams because you don’t need that kind of irritation in your life
Ribbed collar that bounces back like you wish you could
Unisex fit for maximum comfort and zero drama
Midweight blend that hugs you just right on those emotionally stormy days
Ethically made, so you can be snarky and sustainable
