Product Description: No thanks. It’s way too peopley out there. If that phrase speaks to your soul, congrats—you’ve found your new favorite shirt.
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is tailor-made for homebodies, introverts, and anyone who'd rather cancel plans than people. Featuring an adorable cartoon pup cozied up on a couch with a blanket and zero social obligations, this tee is a whole mood in cotton form.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and ideal for everything from grocery dodging to full-on hermit mode. Whether you're sipping tea in solitude or just pretending to nap when someone calls, this shirt is your passive-aggressive love letter to alone time.
🐾 Makes a perfect gift for:
Your friend who says “maybe” and never shows up
The coworker who wears headphones with no music playing
You, because self-awareness is stylish
Product Features:
Side-seam-free design = clean silhouette + less waste
Ribbed collar that stays sharp through endless replays of your comfort shows
Shoulder taping that keeps the shape, no matter how many stretch breaks you take
Ultra-soft, responsibly sourced US cotton for guilt-free lounging
Classic unisex fit that works with sweats, shorts, or your judgment-free robe
Care Instructions:
❌ No bleach, no drama
🧺 Wash cold, dry low
🌬️ Iron low if you ever leave the couch (unlikely)
