Who needs straight thoughts when you’ve got this much color, charm, and emotional chaos? The “Can’t Think Straight” Unicorn Tee is here for the days when your brain’s on a rainbow loop and your vibe is “slightly feral but fabulous.” With a sassy unicorn side-eye and Pride energy turned up to 100, this shirt is a serotonin hit you can wear.
Soft, breathable, and unapologetically expressive, it’s perfect for Pride events, group hangs, or those solo dance parties in your living room. This tee doesn’t just make a statement—it throws glitter at it and rides off into the sunset.
🦄 Perfect For
Queer icons who overthink but under-care
That friend who is the group chat chaos
Pride parades, birthdays, and brunch with feelings
Gifting to someone whose inner child rides a rainbow
Wearing when your thoughts are gay, jumbled, and thriving
✨ Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton = soft enough to hug your inner unicorn
Seam-free sides for smooth comfort, zero chafing
Ribbed collar that keeps its shape through every identity crisis
Shoulder tape for a fit that endures your most dramatic exits
Durable print that’s as bold as your personality
Ethically made with US cotton—yes, even your sarcasm is sustainable
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out—like your brain most days
Tumble dry low or hang dry (for dramatic aesthetic purposes)
Do not bleach—it’ll ruin the rainbow and your vibe
Iron on low if necessary, just not over the unicorn’s fabulous face
