Hydration? Slay. The “Can’t Think Straight” Unicorn Tumbler is your go-to emotional support cup—equal parts function, chaos, and sparkle. Featuring a side-eyeing unicorn and a rainbow vibe that says “I’m doing my best, okay?”, this tumbler is made for the glamorously frazzled and gloriously queer.
Whether you’re sipping iced coffee at your desk, staying cool during Pride festivities, or dramatically rehydrating after a chaotic day, this tumbler brings the energy. Double-walled to keep your drinks chilled and your aesthetic on point, it’s the perfect accessory for people whose thoughts may be scrambled but whose style is dialed in.
🦄 Perfect For
People who hydrate like it’s their second personality
That friend who matches their tumbler to their emotional state
Pride parades, beach hangs, or work Zooms that need flair
Gifting to the unicorn-lover who always says “I need a drink”
Sipping with sass, sparkle, and a touch of inner turmoil
✨ Product Features
Bright, rainbow-print design that demands attention in the best way
BPA-free acrylic = safe for sipping and throwing side-eye
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold and compliments flowing
Comes with matching lid + bendy straw for functional fabulousness
Lightweight, durable, and ready for chaotic adventures
Available in bold colors to match your wild, wonderful brain
🧼 Care Instructions
Hand wash only—treat your tumbler like your favorite houseplant: gently and often
Do not microwave unless you're into melted unicorns
Keep straw clean and rainbow energy strong
Store with the lid off to avoid condensation and confrontation
