This t-shirt doesn’t whisper “I’m gay.” It declares it with bullet points and sarcasm. A minimalist rainbow moment meets maximalist energy. Whether you’re heading to brunch, Pride, or just surviving a Monday with flair, this tee is your witty wingman. It’s not trying to be deep—it’s trying to be exactly what it says it is: a shirt, that you’re in. (Groundbreaking.)
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and the raw power of being done with subtlety, this shirt is built for main character energy with a side of existential eye roll. Consider it your uniform for being fabulous, exhausted, and wildly yourself—all at once.
🌈 Perfect For
Pride events, protest marches, and dramatic entrances
Your favorite queer icon (yes, that includes you)
That friend who makes everything just a little gayer
Women who want visibility with a side of sarcasm
Coming out, staying out, and dancing it out
🧵 Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton for softness that hugs, not judges
Seamless sides because scratchy seams are homophobic
Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape (unlike your ex)
Shoulder tape for a fit that lasts through all your phases
Durable print that’s louder than small talk
Ethically made—because pride and progress go hand in hand
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out (like your sense of humor)
Tumble dry low or hang dry if you're fancy
Do not bleach—seriously, don’t
Iron on low if you have the energy
Do not dry clean unless you’re trying to prove a point
