Introducing the “Secret Swear Word” Ceramic Mug—because sometimes your mood is best expressed in a loop of tiny, sideways expletives that only the worthy can decipher. From afar, it's chic. Minimalist. Possibly even artsy. But look a little closer, and you'll spot the fine print: “fk this. fk that. fk you.”** Repeat. Sip. Repeat again.
Crafted with glossy ceramic and an ultra-satisfying C-handle, this mug is for those who are tired of pretending everything’s fine. It’s microwave-safe for your rage-heated coffee and dishwasher-safe because even your mug knows you’re not doing extra work today.
This is Dual Threads sarcasm in ceramic form. Subtle enough for work. Savage enough for your soul.
Why You'll Love It (and Not Regret It Later):
Coded Chaos – Looks like a chic pattern. Actually a poetic loop of "nope."
Conversation Piece – For those who sip with silent judgment.
Two Sizes – 11oz for passive rebellion, 15oz for full-on meltdown management.
Gifting Gold – Perfect for besties, coworkers, therapists (or your therapist’s therapist).
Product Features:
Glossy ceramic finish with bold black sideways expletive print
Microwave-safe (heat up your coping mechanism)
Dishwasher-safe (you’ve done enough already)
Comfy C-handle design
Available in 11oz & 15oz sizes
Care Instructions:
Wash in dishwasher or by hand (but really—dishwasher)
Microwave when life’s too cold and coffee’s too lukewarm
Don’t read it too closely in front of Grandma
Perfect For: 😐 Monday meetings 🙄 Passive-aggressive gift exchanges 🧠 Internal screamers 🎁 People who say “I’m fine” but buy this mug
