Is it even summer if you’re not covered in sweat, grill smoke, and blind patriotism?
Meet your new favorite party shirt: the Red, White & Brew Unisex Tee—aka the official uniform of those who take their beer cold and their fireworks loud. Featuring a proudly frothy pint wrapped in the American flag (because subtlety is for communists) and a burst of fireworks that says “I definitely lit these too close to the house”, this shirt is ready for whatever cookout, block party, or half-planned backyard bonanza you throw at it.
It’s soft. It’s breathable. It’s the only shirt you’ll need when your top priorities are grilling meat and celebrating questionable historical accuracy. Perfect for July 4th, Memorial Day, or whenever you want to scream “’Merica” without actually saying it.
✨ Product Highlights:
100% ring-spun cotton—because itchy shirts are unpatriotic
No side seams, because we like our shirts like we like our borders: clean
Ribbed collar keeps its shape (unlike your plans after two beers)
Shoulder tape for durability when things get rowdy
Loud, proud graphic with beer, stars, and fireworks—subtle like a bald eagle doing donuts in a pickup
Made ethically (despite everything this shirt represents)
🎁 Perfect For:
Barbecues, beer pong, and pretending you know the words to the national anthem
Gifting to dads, bros, or anyone who thinks ketchup counts as a vegetable
Pairing with flip-flops, cargo shorts, and an adult beverage or four
Outshining every other guest at the cookout (you know you will)
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with your other chaotic life choices
Tumble dry low like your ambition this weekend
Iron inside-out if you’re fancy (but let’s be real—you're not)
Do not bleach or dry clean (this shirt’s already extra enough)
