Freedom. Fireworks. A cow in sunglasses. If that doesn’t scream American icon, we don’t know what does. The Red, White & Moo Tee is your go-to for looking farm-fresh while throwing shade (literally—she’s got star-spangled sunnies on). Whether you're dodging relatives at a BBQ, doing your best hot girl walk at a local parade, or just vibing under a sparkler sky, this shirt brings the “Yeehaw, but make it cute” energy you didn’t know your closet needed.
This isn’t your average stiff, boxy tee either. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton that’s soft enough to nap in and breathable enough for backyard beer pong, it flatters, stretches, and keeps its shape better than your cousin’s summer fling.
✨ Details That Slay (or at least mildly offend someone at the cookout):
100% ring-spun cotton = soft as Southern charm
No side seams = smooth fit, zero chafing when you're two drinks deep into the line dance
Ribbed collar stays crisp, even after a rodeo-level rinse cycle
Shoulder tape for durability (because this tee is built tougher than your ex)
Graphic features the sassiest bovine this side of the Mississippi—floral bow and all
🎯 Perfect For:
4th of July, Memorial Day, and any excuse to wear red lipstick before noon
Animal lovers, rodeo queens, and girls who keep a cow-print scrunchie on hand
Pairing with jorts, boots, and an iced drink that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve moo’d”
Gifting to that one friend who’d rather be at a tractor pull than a rooftop bar
🧼 Wash It Like You Love It:
Cold wash with other clothes that know how to party
Tumble dry low or hang it up next to your American flag
Iron inside-out if needed—but never, ever over the sass graphic
