When life gives you lemons, turn them into margaritas and find a skeleton who gets it. The “Everything Will Kill You, So Choose Something Fun” Wine Tumbler is for anyone who knows life’s too short for boring beverages or basic drinkware. Featuring a laid-back, sunhat-wearing skeleton enjoying a glass (or two) on a vibrant turquoise background, this tumbler brings main character energy to every pour. Stainless steel strength, double wall insulation, and a push-on lid mean your drink stays at the perfect temperature, no matter what chaos the day serves up. Laugh in the face of adulting, hydrate with sass, and choose fun every time.
Perfect For
The friend whose motto is “YOLO, but make it aesthetic”
Wine lovers with a dark sense of humor and zero time for drama
Beach days, pool days, and existential crisis Tuesdays
Gifting to anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk
Bringing a little rebellious energy to girls’ night, solo sips, or gift bags
Product Features
Made from high-quality stainless steel for serious durability and rust resistance
Double wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold, whatever your mood
12oz size is perfect for wine, cocktails, iced coffee, or whatever fun looks like today
Powder-coated finish adds a pop of color and extra grip
Push-on lid for easy sipping, less spilling
Care Instructions
Hand wash only, because some things are worth the extra effort
