☕ Of Course Size Matters – Funny Coffee Lover Graphic Tee (Unisex)
Because when it comes to coffee, go big or get caffeine withdrawals.
Product Description:
Let’s be real—size definitely matters… at least when it comes to your cup of joe. Our “Of Course Size Matters. No One Wants a Small Coffee” graphic tee is brewed to perfection for anyone who doesn’t mess around with mini mugs or weak brews.
This unisex T-shirt is made for bold personalities and even bolder espresso orders. It’s funny, relatable, and just a little bit sassy—the perfect fit for morning grumps, latte lovers, and those who believe that a proper coffee should come in bucket-sized portions.
With a soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton build, it delivers all-day comfort whether you're running on caffeine or just running late. Wear it to the café, at brunch with friends, or to silently judge anyone who orders a small.
Why You’ll Love It:
☕ No side seams = ultra-smooth fit and finish
👕 Ribbed collar holds shape better than your sleep schedule
💪 Shoulder tape adds strength and structure
🧵 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort
🌞 Lightweight fabric for year-round wear and layering
Perfect For:
Hardcore coffee drinkers with a sense of humor
Baristas, café regulars, and espresso enthusiasts
Gifting to coffee snobs, caffeine queens, or tired parents
Anyone who believes “venti” is still too small
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam on low if needed
No bleach, no dry cleaning—just caffeine and chill
Fit & Feel: Relaxed unisex fit. Runs true to size or size up for that cozy, oversized "extra-shot energy" look.
Big coffee. Big energy. No apologies. Add this tee to your cart and show the world that you don’t do small anything. #SizeMatters #CoffeeFirst #GraphicTeeGoals
