Product Description “No thanks, it’s way too peopley out there.” If that phrase just hit your soul like a weighted blanket and a glass of wine, this is your new emotional support sweatshirt. Featuring a nap-loving dog in full "do not disturb" mode, this crewneck is basically a hug you can wear. The cozy fabric? Mood. The graphic? A whole personality. Whether you’re dodging plans, ghosting group chats, or just vibing with your couch, this sweatshirt says everything you’re too polite (or too tired) to say out loud. Because leaving the house is a lot, and honestly? You look better in comfy clothes anyway.
Perfect For
Introverts who peaked at “read receipts off”
That friend who RSVPs “maybe” and never shows up
Holiday gift for your favorite anti-social butterfly
Working from couch… er, home
People who’ve said “I can’t, I have a dog” to avoid parties
Product Features
Medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for max chill
Ribbed knit collar that doesn’t go floppy after one wash (we love emotional stability)
Double-needle stitching because we know you’ll be wearing this a lot
Seamless tubular design for a sleek, no-fuss fit
Made with 100% US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, because your comfort shouldn’t come at the planet’s expense
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold like your heart after too much peopling
Use non-chlorine bleach if absolutely necessary
Tumble dry low while binge-watching something you’ve already seen
Do not iron (because effort)
Do not dry clean, ever
🐾 Warning: May increase likelihood of canceled plans and couch naps.
