Product Description: This isn’t just a tumbler—it’s a full lifestyle mood.
The No Thanks Dog Couch Tumbler features a golden retriever living your dream: stretched out on a plush couch, wrapped in a cozy blanket, blissfully ignoring the outside world. Above? A polite “No Thanks.” Below? A very accurate mood: It’s way too peopley out there.
With a 16oz capacity and bold, full-color print, this tumbler is perfect for iced coffee, tea, emotional support beverages, or whatever helps you stay hydrated while avoiding human interaction. It’s the perfect gift for dog lovers, introverts, or anyone with a no-thanks-first approach to social plans.
🐾 Perfect for:
People who RSVP “no” to everything—without guilt
Pet parents who’d rather hang out with their dog (or be their dog)
Gifting to your stay-home soulmate
Product Features:
16oz BPA-free acrylic cup with a screw-on lid and reusable straw
Double-wall insulation to keep drinks cold and hands dry
Crystal-clear body featuring a high-res dog-and-couch graphic
Lightweight and leak-resistant, made for couch sipping and cozy vibes
Durable design for everyday use—even if “every day” means not leaving the house
Care Instructions:
✋ Hand wash only (just like your emotional boundaries)
🔥 Not microwave or dishwasher safe—just like your energy levels after 5 p.m.
