Namaste... but Make It Chaotic
Let’s be honest: you’ve tried meditating, but your brain treats silence like an invitation to spiral. That’s why we made this “Namaste Outta Trouble” tee, featuring the most emotionally grounded raccoon this side of your trash can. It’s a softstyle hug for your nervous system and your sense of humor. Whether you’re deep into healing or just trying not to cuss someone out at Target, this tee’s got your back (literally). Wear it for errands, yoga-ish stretching, or your next existential crisis at brunch. Inner peace is optional. Sarcasm is required.
Perfect For:
- Aspiring yogis who meditate... once a month... maybe
- That friend who’s one “just breathe” away from snapping
- Moms who do downward dog with wine in hand
- People who try to stay calm but also text in all caps
- Gift for your therapist’s favorite client: you
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton for emotional support softness
- No side seams, because life’s scratchy enough
- Ribbed collar that bounces back like your anxiety
- Shoulder tape for stability (because someone should be)
- Ethically made with US-grown cotton so your sarcasm stays sustainable
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry if you’re fancy
- Do not bleach
- Iron on low if you believe in ironing (no judgment)
- Namaste outta shrinking it, please
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
