Introducing your new emotional support sweatshirt: the “Namaste Outta Trouble” crewneck. Featuring a disturbingly zen raccoon who’s clearly seen things, this cozy essential says what we’re all thinking, trying to stay calm but deeply unqualified. It’s soft, warm, and perfect for those days when you’re one minor inconvenience away from needing a sound bath or a full-blown identity shift. Throw it on for couch therapy sessions, school drop-offs, or when you’re manifesting peace but also lowkey hexing your group chat.
Because who says chaos can't be comfy?
Perfect For:
People whose spiritual practice includes rage cleaning
That friend who says “I’m fine” but buys crystals in bulk
Gift for your favorite emotionally unraveling yogi
Moms who meditate in the car while waiting for soccer practice to end
Anyone who needs a hug but refuses to ask for one
Product Features:
50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for peak cozy chaos
No side seams so you can spiral in seamless comfort
Ribbed knit collar that survives laundry and meltdowns
Durable double-needle stitching, because emotions are fragile, but your sweatshirt shouldn’t be
Ethically made using US cotton and low-impact dyes to soothe your soul and your conscience
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (because shrinkage = rage)
Use non-chlorine bleach if life gets messy
Tumble dry low like your standards on a Tuesday
Do not iron (seriously, this is your soft era)
Do not dryclean - this isn’t that kind of emotional labor
