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Namaste Outta Trouble Raccoon Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Namaste Outta Trouble Raccoon Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Stay Cozy, Calm(ish), and Questionably Balanced
Introducing your new emotional support sweatshirt: the “Namaste Outta Trouble” crewneck. Featuring a disturbingly zen raccoon who’s clearly seen things, this cozy essential says what we’re all thinking, trying to stay calm but deeply unqualified. It’s soft, warm, and perfect for those days when you’re one minor inconvenience away from needing a sound bath or a full-blown identity shift. Throw it on for couch therapy sessions, school drop-offs, or when you’re manifesting peace but also lowkey hexing your group chat.
Because who says chaos can't be comfy?
Perfect For:
- People whose spiritual practice includes rage cleaning
- That friend who says “I’m fine” but buys crystals in bulk
- Gift for your favorite emotionally unraveling yogi
- Moms who meditate in the car while waiting for soccer practice to end
- Anyone who needs a hug but refuses to ask for one
Product Features:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for peak cozy chaos
- No side seams so you can spiral in seamless comfort
- Ribbed knit collar that survives laundry and meltdowns
- Durable double-needle stitching, because emotions are fragile, but your sweatshirt shouldn’t be
- Ethically made using US cotton and low-impact dyes to soothe your soul and your conscience
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (because shrinkage = rage)
- Use non-chlorine bleach if life gets messy
- Tumble dry low like your standards on a Tuesday
- Do not iron (seriously, this is your soft era)
- Do not dryclean - this isn’t that kind of emotional labor
🧘♀️ Want more cozy chaos? Browse our sweatshirt collection and find the piece that matches your mental state.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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