Who says car accessories can’t have a sense of humor? Meet the “Namaste Outta Trouble” Soapstone Car Coaster: your new favorite chaotic-calm dashboard companion. Featuring a dangerously chill raccoon and a slogan that screams "I’m trying, okay?", this coaster is perfect for those navigating life, traffic, and emotions with questionable grace. It absorbs all the condensation from your anxiety-fueled iced coffee and makes your car feel like a rolling meditation studio, if that studio also hosted emotional breakdowns in the drive-thru.
It’s functional, funny, and only slightly more grounded than your current mental state.
Perfect For:
That friend who treats their car like a mobile therapist’s office
Iced coffee addicts with commitment issues (to coasters, not people... probably)
Gift for your ride-or-die road trip buddy
Busy moms who haven’t seen a clean cup holder since 2007
Anyone whose center is more off than aligned
Product Features:
100% soapstone construction because your hydration deserves luxury
Comes solo or in a set of two for your chaotic cup holder duo
Matte finish for sleek, not shiny, like your “put together” aesthetic
Effectively absorbs condensation like it’s your emotional baggage
Universal fit for most car drink holders (unfortunately not for emotional voids)
Care Instructions:
Gently wipe with a dry microfiber cloth
Do not soak, scrub, or spiritually cleanse under a full moon
Just... keep it dry and cute, like your sense of humor
