Namaste Outta Trouble Raccoon Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

Your Emotional Support Tote (With Boundaries)

Let’s be real: this tote will not fix your life—but it will carry your snacks, crystals, impulsive purchases, and general life chaos with sarcastic charm. Featuring a disturbingly calm raccoon and the mantra “Namaste Outta Trouble,” this cotton canvas bag is perfect for anyone attempting inner peace but also actively avoiding jury duty. Use it for yoga (or just the smoothie part after), grocery runs, or stuffing full of “just-in-case” items you’ll never actually need. Durable, cheeky, and judgment-free, this tote is the ultimate sidekick for the spiritually unstable and stylishly self-aware.

Perfect For:

• That friend who has a yoga mat but mostly uses it for naps

• Farmers’ market warriors with emotional baggage and reusable bags

• Moms whose “me time” involves wandering Target aisles

• Gift for anyone one affirmation away from a full-blown identity crisis

• Carrying snacks, sass, and maybe a journal you’ll never write in

Product Features:

• 100% cotton canvas that can handle all your baggage (emotional and otherwise)

• Flat corners for a sleek, no-bulk finish—just like your coping mechanisms

• Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) to survive your overpacked lifestyle

• Reinforced self-fabric handles so your stuff—and your sanity—stay supported

• Comes in natural and black, depending on your mood (or laundry schedule)

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean only, because this bag is not here for high-maintenance drama

• Do not bleach—your aura or your tote

• Line dry to keep it lookin’ fresh

• Do not iron directly on the print, unless you’re into chaos bonding with your iron

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