Product Description: Let’s get one thing straight: it’s not hoarding if it’s chickens. That’s just poultry math.
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is the ultimate ode to backyard chicken keepers, farmcore fashionistas, and anyone who believes that one hen quickly becomes ten (and that’s just fine, thank you very much).
Featuring a flock of delightfully illustrated hens, chicks, and a cheeky slogan in retro script, this tee serves farm-fresh sass on a cloud-soft cotton canvas. Whether you're feeding your feathered crew or just talking about them like they're your coworkers (they are), this shirt is your new go-to.
🐔 Great gift for:
Chicken moms and barn dads
Hobby farmers with Pinterest coops
Anyone who knows what a Buff Orpington is
Product Features:
Softstyle, tag-free feel with zero side seams = comfort that clucks
Ribbed elastic collar keeps its shape—even if you wear it to the feed store every week
Shoulder taping prevents stretching (even after chasing rogue hens)
Ethically sourced, made with US-grown cotton that’s kind to the planet
Unisex classic fit perfect for layering over thermals or aprons
Care Instructions:
🧼 Wash cold with like-minded laundry
🚫 No bleach or dry cleaning (your hens would disapprove)
