Product Description: You say “too many chickens.” We say “perfect flock size.”
This It’s Not Hoarding If It’s Chickens Tote is for backyard chicken parents, farm-core fans, and anyone who’s ever Googled “how many hens is too many?” (Answer: there is no such thing.)
Made from 100% heavy cotton canvas, it’s ready to carry your daily essentials—whether that’s eggs from your coop, fresh finds from the farmers market, or just the emotional weight of chicken math. With cheerful orange and yellow graphics, this tote brings sunshine and sarcasm to every outing.
🐓 Perfect for:
Coop queens and rooster wranglers
Your farm girl era (even if it’s just in vibe)
Gift-giving to anyone who calls their hens their “ladies”
Product Features:
Durable 12 oz/yd² cotton canvas built for hauling snacks, seeds, or sass
Flat corners for a clean, structured look that won’t sag like yesterday’s feed bag
Reinforced self-fabric handles for chicken-chasing comfort
Bright, playful poultry print that holds up to daily wear and tear
Natural and black color options for styling your farm-to-tote aesthetic
Care Instructions:
🧼 Spot clean as needed (muddy coop boots happen)
✨ Do not bleach (your flock wouldn’t approve)
🚫 Don’t iron directly on the design unless you like scrambled style
☀️ Line dry and hang it proudly on the coop door between uses
