Product Description Listen, some people want inspirational quotes. You want iced caffeine and fictional tension so thick it needs a warning label. This sweatshirt gets it. With bold pink lettering and graphics that practically scream “leave me alone, I’m emotionally unavailable for real people right now,” it’s your ultimate comfy companion for steamy reads and frozen brews. Whether you're hiding from responsibilities in your reading nook or subtly announcing your type to fellow romantasy addicts, this cozy crewneck tells the world: your love life lives on the page, and your coffee doesn’t melt under pressure.
Perfect For
Readers who download spicy novellas like it’s cardio
That friend who brings a book to brunch “just in case”
Holiday gifts for booktok girlies with iced drinks and hot takes
Cozy coffee dates with fictional boyfriends only
Anyone whose “me time” requires caffeine and chaos
Product Features
One-piece knit construction, because your bookish mood doesn’t need seams
Ribbed elastic collar that bounces back faster than your favorite plot twist
Soft, cozy cotton-poly blend ideal for reading marathons
Made with ethically sourced U.S. cotton, just like your moral superiority
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting love (unlike your last book hangover)
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, preferably while your audiobook plays in the background
Use non-chlorine bleach only if your latte explodes
Tumble dry low, like your tolerance for slow burns
Do not iron (or dog-ear your pages)
Do not dry clean, but absolutely wear while cleaning out your TBR pile
📚 Pairs best with a good plot, an iced drink, and absolutely zero interruptions.
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