The “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Lady” Tumbler is the ultimate hydration companion for readers who like their beverages cold and their fiction hot. Wrapped in a pastel floral design with retro-style typography, this BPA-free acrylic tumbler turns heads and sparks laughs, whether you’re at your desk, the bookshop, or curled up with your latest smutty favorite.
With double-wall insulation to keep drinks at the perfect temp and a matching straw and lid for convenience, it’s ideal for reading marathons, coffee breaks, or subtly letting the world know that you’ve got taste (and a Kindle full of bookmarks).
✨ Product Highlights:
Bold and beautiful floral design with a sassy quote that’s so you
BPA-free acrylic for safe and durable sipping
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold—or steamy, just like your books
Includes coordinating lid and reusable flexible straw
Lightweight and durable, perfect for on-the-go hydration
Available in 2 color options to match your vibe (and your TBR list)
🎁 Ideal For:
Romance readers, spicy book lovers, and book club MVPs
Gifting on birthdays, holidays, Galentine’s Day, or “Treat Yo’self” Tuesdays
Pairing with a blanket, candles, and a steamy chapter for the ultimate vibe
Matching with our tee or journal for a full “read it like a lady” bundle
🧼 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only to preserve the art and sass
Not dishwasher or microwave safe, because like a good book, it deserves care
