For the readers who know that imagination is the ultimate turn-on.
The “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Lady” Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt serves up sass, class, and a touch of literary spice. With elegant retro script wrapped in pastel florals, this tee puts a cheeky spin on bookworm pride. Made from super-soft 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s cozy enough for reading marathons, spicy group chats, or your next steamy book club meeting.
Whether you're curled up with your Kindle, browsing smut recs, or sending it as a gift to your favorite romance reader, this tee is a must-have for anyone who’s not afraid to show off their literary taste—with a wink.
✨ Product Highlights:
Made from buttery-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton
Clean side-seam-free construction for a sleek look
Ribbed elastic collar that keeps its shape even after plot twists
Shoulder tape for long-lasting comfort and structure
Smooth, print-friendly fabric ideal for bold and detailed designs
Ethically produced and perfect for cozy, confident style
🎁 Ideal For:
Book lovers, smut queens, and spicy fiction fans
Birthday gifts, Galentine’s Day, or treating yourself just because
Pairing with leggings, messy buns, and a Kindle full of fanfic
A hilarious yet honest addition to your casual wardrobe
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low
Iron on low (avoid the print)
No bleach or dry cleaning—this shirt’s spicy, not high-maintenance
