Product Description Welcome to the Introverts Club—population: you, pizza, and a remote with commitment issues. This “Homebody” crewneck is not just clothing, it’s a lifestyle declaration. Featuring a delightfully dead-inside skeleton fully committed to the couch life, this sweatshirt captures the spirit of canceled plans, solo movie marathons, and personal space boundaries. It’s soft, warm, and just the right amount of “please don’t talk to me unless it’s about snacks.” Whether you're ghosting group texts or proudly thriving in your cozy little bubble, this is the perfect uniform for your anti-social agenda.
Perfect For
Hardcore homebodies with takeout loyalty points
That one friend who hasn’t “been out” since 2019
Birthday gift for introverts with a Netflix queue longer than their patience
Pizza-fueled marathons of true crime and zero regrets
Anyone whose love language is “not going out”
Product Features
Knit in one seamless piece—like your commitment to staying home
Ribbed elastic collar that bounces back better than your social energy
Adult sizing, because grown-up comfort is non-negotiable
Ethically made in Nicaragua with quality you can lounge in
Double-needle stitching for durability through all four seasons of your favorite show
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, because even your sweatshirt deserves self-care
Non-chlorine bleach when necessary (aka: never)
Tumble dry low while pretending to fold laundry
Do not iron—lazy is the vibe
Do not dry clean, you’re not leaving the house anyway
🛋️ Warning: Wearing may result in prolonged couch sessions and unapologetic isolation.
Still thriving in your cozy era? Pair this with our funny journals for inner monologues or grab a tote to carry your snacks from kitchen to couch.
