"Definitely Not Poison" Ceramic Mug From the mildly unhinged minds at Dual Threads
Ever wanted to sip your morning brew from a vessel that screams “I’m thriving… but in a chaotic neutral kind of way”? Meet the "Definitely Not Poison" Ceramic Mug — your new favorite way to keep everyone guessing what’s really in your cup.
Featuring a bold, brainy cork-topped potion bottle with a cheeky skull design and an ominous-yet-reassuring “Definitely Not Poison” label, this mug is made for those of us who like our coffee with a side of dark humor and our tea with a splash of sarcasm.
Perfect for cryptic coworkers, spooky season sippers, or anyone whose love language is passive-aggressive pottery.
✨ Product Features:
Glossy ceramic finish that makes your caffeine ritual look dangerously good
Vivid print with high-contrast greens and reds that won’t fade (even under suspicion)
Microwave-safe: because your potion deserves to be piping hot
Dishwasher-safe: because we know you don’t have time for handwashing spells
Available in 11oz and 15oz – pick your poison… er, portion
🧽 Care Instructions: Clean in the dishwasher or by hand with warm water and dish soap. No hexes required.
🎁 Perfect For:
Fans of true crime podcasts and late-night journaling
Friends who swear they’re not witches (but like... are they?)
Anyone with a desk, a sense of humor, and a need for caffeine
Add a little mystery to your mug collection or gift it to the most suspicious person you know. Just remember: it’s probably coffee. Probably.
