Some mornings you rise, shine, and conquer. Other mornings you crawl to the coffee pot like a zombie with bills to pay. Enter the Dead Inside But Caffeinated tee: a wearable mood board for every exhausted, caffeine-dependent soul. Equal parts spooky humor and relatable chaos, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose personality kicks in only after their second cup. Made for comfort and conversation, it pairs with leggings, denim, or your haunted aura. Whether you’re surviving Monday or channeling Halloween vibes in July, this tee is proof that sarcasm and caffeine are a lifestyle.
Perfect For
The friend who drinks coffee like it’s a survival strategy
Moms who fuel parenting with caffeine and sarcasm
That coworker who replies “ugh, fine” before their first sip
Halloween lovers who are spooky 24/7, not just in October
Product Features
100% lightweight ring-spun cotton for softness that outlasts your energy levels
Knit in one piece with no side seams, so nothing distracts from your inner chaos
Ribbed collar that holds its shape, even when you do not
Shoulder tape reinforcement for comfort that goes the distance
Ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified, so your sarcasm stays sustainable
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry if you are feeling responsible
Do not bleach, unless you like surprise tie-dye
Iron on low heat if you are that kind of person
Coffee stains? Consider them part of the vibe
Life is too short for boring tees. Add the Dead Inside But Caffeinated graphic tee to your rotation, then check out our Graphic Tee Collection for more moods worth wearing.
