♑ Capricorn – “Deadlines Over Drama” Unisex Graphic Tee by Dual Threads
Zero chaos. All results.
Product Description:
For the ones who get it done while everyone else is spiraling—our “Deadlines Over Drama” Capricorn tee is the ultimate uniform for the zodiac’s hardest-working legend. Featuring a regal, vividly illustrated goat surrounded by ornate cosmic details, this design says, “I’ll circle back with receipts.”
Whether you're tackling a Monday meeting, planning your five-year goals, or quietly judging inefficiency from the sidelines, this tee blends comfort and control in one sleek fit. Built for high-functioning adults with no time for nonsense.
Why You’ll Love It:
🧵 Seamless sides = minimal distractions, maximum productivity
🧠 Ribbed collar that holds shape—because so do you
📊 Reinforced shoulder tape to handle heavy lifting (of responsibility)
☁️ 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day wear, no complaints
🌱 Ethically made using US-grown cotton—Cap-approved sustainability
Perfect For:
Capricorn suns, moons, risings, and quiet high achievers
Birthday gifts (Dec 22 – Jan 19), new job celebrations, or “just checking a box” self-treats
Pairing with a blazer, sensible shoes, and a fully booked calendar
Astrology fans who prefer goals to gossip
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low
Iron on low (while reviewing your quarterly milestones)
Do not bleach or dry clean—efficiency only
Fit & Feel: Classic unisex fit. True to size. Size up if you prefer “project manager on a coffee break” energy.
Because drama fades. Deadlines matter. Rep your hustle with this Capricorn tee that works just as hard as you do. #DeadlinesOverDrama #CapricornSeason #DualThreadsZodiac
