This tee says what your brain’s been screaming since, like, 2003: Can’t. Think. Straight. Whether it’s your sexuality, your logic, or your life choices—this shirt embraces the mess with rainbow flair. Equal parts hilarious and validating, it’s made for days when your head’s in the clouds and your heart’s waving a tiny pride flag.
Soft, lightweight, and full of sass, this shirt is the wardrobe equivalent of a group chat meltdown during Mercury retrograde. Throw it on for a Pride event, a grocery run, or a dramatic driveway cry—it’s here for it all. Warning: may cause spontaneous compliments from strangers and loud cackles from your queer bestie.
🌈 Perfect For
That friend who’s deeply gay and deeply confused
Pride parades, wine nights, and existential spirals
People who schedule “brain fog” into their calendar
Gifting to your most chaotic queer icon
Anyone who reads one text and immediately needs a nap
🧵 Product Features
Lightweight, soft fabric made from ethically sourced cotton—just like your values
Seamless sides for comfort that won’t quit
Ribbed knit collar that bounces back better than your ex
Shoulder tape for added durability through every identity crisis
Classic fit and crew neckline = versatile, comfy, ready for everything
Print stays bold through wash cycles and personal evolution
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar chaos
Tumble dry low or hang to dry like your emotional baggage
Do not bleach—keep the color, keep the vibe
Iron on low if needed (but like, who has time?)
Avoid dry cleaning unless your shirt's going somewhere fancier than you
