Finally—a tote that matches your energy: slightly frazzled, extremely colorful, and loud in all the right ways. The “Can’t Think Straight” canvas tote is your daily dose of chaotic brilliance, designed to carry your books, snacks, and existential crises in style. Whether you’re navigating a Pride parade or just surviving the grocery store, this bag’s got your back (and your random receipts).
With sturdy handles, a thick cotton build, and enough space for emotional support items and actual responsibilities, it’s your new go-to for function with flair. Plus, it sends a very clear message: we stopped thinking straight a long time ago—and we’re thriving.
👜 Perfect For
Pride parades, campus walks, or Target runs gone rogue
That queer friend who brings snacks and trauma
Gifting to the overthinking, over-caffeinated icon in your life
Carrying chaos, glitter, and a backup charger like a pro
Anyone who needs a bag that says, “I’m not straight and neither is my to-do list”
✨ Product Features
100% cotton canvas so strong, it might qualify for emotional support
Flat corners = sleek look even when life’s a mess
Reinforced handles built to haul everything from iced coffee to coping mechanisms
Thick 12 oz fabric that holds up through every vibe shift
Natural or black color options—because we support duality
Ethically made, because being fabulous and responsible isn’t mutually exclusive
🧼 Care Instructions
Spot clean with love and a touch of panic
Do not bleach (rainbows don’t do well with bleach)
Line dry to keep its shape and its sass
Do not iron over the print—unless you want regrets baked in
