Product Description: Look, we all know the truth: you’re not reading your entire TBR before the heat death of the universe—but that’s not stopping you.
The Buying Books Like I’ll Live Forever Tote is your official badge of literary denial (and we fully support it). With a bold blue graphic featuring a skull resting on a stack of books surrounded by flowers, this tote captures the unhinged optimism of every reader who adds just one more to cart… daily.
Crafted from 100% heavy cotton canvas, it’s strong enough to haul hardcovers, snacks, emotional baggage, and all your bookish dreams. Take it to the bookstore, the library, or that indie author signing where you swear you won’t spend money (you will).
📚 Perfect for:
Bookworms with commitment issues (to finishing series)
Gothic romantics with a flair for the dramatic
Gifting to your friend who just got 12 more books and calls it "restocking"
Product Features:
Premium 12 oz/yd² cotton canvas—basically the deadlift champion of totes
Flat corners for a sleek, upright silhouette worthy of your book hauls
Reinforced stitching on self-fabric handles for comfort during long walks through Barnes & Noble
Crisp, moody print that balances darkness and charm like your favorite fictional villain
Available in natural or black to match your outfit (or your soul)
Care Instructions:
☠️ Do not iron directly on the design—unless you want a smudgy existential crisis
✨ Spot clean only (no bleach—your tote is dramatic, not disposable)
🌬️ Line dry for longevity that almost matches your book-buying energy
