The “I Like Books More Than People” crewneck is here to protect you from two things: the cold and unwanted conversations. Featuring a charming floral-and-books graphic with a very honest declaration, it is soft enough for endless reading sessions yet bold enough to announce your priorities without uttering a single word. Whether you are curled up with a hardcover, people-watching in a café, or dodging small talk at a family gathering, this sweatshirt is your cozy shield. Warm, witty, and unapologetically introverted, it is a wearable reminder that fiction is often more dependable than reality.
Perfect For:
Book club meetings where the tea is as hot as the coffee
Introverts perfecting the “please do not disturb” aesthetic
Winter nights spent reading under three blankets
Gifting to the friend whose library card gets more action than their phone
Product Features:
Smooth, no-side-seam construction for comfort and reduced fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape through countless laundry cycles
Adult sizing for the perfect fit across all readers and re-readers
Ethically sourced cotton for sustainable coziness
Meets safety and quality standards for peace of mind
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low heat
Do not iron
Do not dry clean (save the drama for the plot twist)
