Adulting: 0/5 stars. Would not recommend. Still doing it anyway.
The “Adulting – Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend” Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is the official uniform for anyone who didn’t get the manual on taxes, laundry, or emotional regulation. This ultra-soft tee brings a bold dose of sarcasm to your wardrobe, perfect for weekend errands, couch existentialism, or that Monday morning Zoom call.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it delivers lightweight comfort while helping you share your feelings (without actually saying them out loud). Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite stressed-out roommate or adding to your own irony-fueled closet, this tee serves up laughs with a side of “same.”
✨ Product Highlights:
Crafted from soft, breathable 100% US-grown ring-spun cotton
Ribbed collar that actually holds its shape (unlike your plans)
Side-seam construction = cleaner fit, less waste, more style
Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) – great for layering or lounging
Ethically produced and responsibly made for feel-good wear with feel-bad commentary
🎁 Ideal For:
Burnt-out millennials, Gen Z warriors, and everyone Googling “how to be a grown-up”
Birthday gifts, weekend sarcasm, or therapy chic looks
Pairing with sweatpants, iced coffee, and zero motivation
Anyone who’s ever cried over assembling IKEA furniture
