Wine > People Stemless Wine Glass

Product Description
Let’s face it: wine never interrupts your stories, doesn’t ask dumb questions, and absolutely won’t judge your binge-watching habits. This stemless wine glass boldly spells it out so you don’t have to - “Wine > People.” Clean, colorful, and completely unbothered, this glass is here to make your solo sips feel like self-care and your social events just a little more tolerable. Whether you’re cheers-ing yourself after a long day or side-eyeing a group text invite, this is the kind of drinkware that fully understands your vibe.

Perfect For

• That friend who’s one pour away from turning off notifications
• Wine lovers who treat happy hour like sacred time
• Gifting to introverts, homebodies, and people-avoiders with taste
• Nights in, drama-free weekends, and absolutely zero small talk
• Anyone whose “love language” is uncorking a bottle in silence

Product Features

• Modern stemless silhouette with clean lines and major attitude
• Bold, fade-resistant message in bright, punchy colors
• Crafted from 100% durable glass that won’t let you down
• Holds 11.75oz of liquid boundaries and bold decisions
• Glossy finish that looks as smooth as your avoidance skills

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only to keep your priorities crystal clear
• Handle with care, like your social battery

🍷 Pro tip: Pour generously, avoid people strategically.

Need more ways to escape the crowd? Browse our tumblers or grab a journal for all the thoughts you didn’t feel like texting back.