Adulting Zero Stars Stemless Wine Glass

Product Description
Adulting: the unpaid internship that never ends. If you've ever stared into the void while paying bills or meal-prepping like it's a contact sport, this stemless wine glass is your spirit vessel. With bold, vibrant lettering that reads “Adulting: Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend,” it brings just the right dose of sarcasm to your sip. Sleek, glossy, and painfully relatable, this glass is the perfect companion for anyone who’s done with deadlines but not with wine. It’s more than just a cup—it’s a coping mechanism wrapped in comedy.

Perfect For

• The friend who pays bills with one hand and cries into their Pinot with the other
• New parents, tired professionals, or anyone who Googled “how to quit being a grown-up”
• Gift for birthdays, burnout seasons, or Mondays
• Wine nights that start with “I can’t do this anymore”
• People who treat therapy and wine as a tag team

Product Features

• Sleek, stemless shape for casual elegance and emotional support
• Printed with bright, fade-resistant colors for max snark impact
• Crafted from 100% high-quality glass—built for life’s breakdowns
• Holds 11.75oz of wine, water, or whatever’s getting you through
• Glossy finish that screams “I tried” in the prettiest way possible

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only - like your sense of stability
• Give it the gentle love it deserves (even if you're fresh out)

🍷 Warning: May trigger spontaneous rants and mid-sip eye rolls.

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